Go to a diner that has take out menus and grab one. Then reproduce it in Word or even Powerpoint. Try to match up the font size and style and also scan in any graphics that they use on the menu.

Then print off fake ones. Add specials like Roadkill Pizza, Intestine Stew or Fettucini with Brain Sauce. Make one of their items cost $199. One time I even put in a text box that said "Please do not tip! We pay our staff plenty of money to provide you quality service. Your tip is already built into the cost of our meals. If you have received poor service, please let management know and we'll take the appropriate action. Thank you for not tipping!"

Be sure to use the same color paper as the diner. Take out menus are usually printed on cheap paper, so that hasn't been an issue. Then sneak in a stack and replace them with your fake menus.

- Kathy R.

Too much fun! We love tipping for good service, so I personally might not use that. But imagine the ticked off waitresses wondering why everyone got so cheap on them all of a sudden. And Fettucini in Brain Sauce ... what's so unusual about that dish? LOL!!

- QualityBargainz

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