excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska.
The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with
his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around
to see a big black bear.
The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you
to death or two, we have sex." He bends over for the bear.
He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black
bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder.
A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That
was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you
to death or we have sex." Bill bends over. He survives, but
he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and,
Sure enough, he
heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point
blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find
an enormous polar bear.
The polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting,