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Sky Diving Jokes

If at first you don't succeed ... skydiving is not the sport for you!

This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the
plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only
a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting
toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her

"Do you know anything about parachutes?"

"No", she says, "do you
know anything about gas stoves?"

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