walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
own moonshine operations. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a few seconds, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over
to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her butt cheek a lap with his tongue. The woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out
of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly
back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick
Maneuver", but I ain't never see'd nobody used it before.